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| Name | Truth or Saying |
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Live Forever
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God put me on earth
to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind,
I will live forever.
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All The Answers
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
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Head
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I finally got my head together,
and my body fell apart.
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Crisis
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There cannot be a crisis this week;
my schedule is already full.
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Time
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Time may be a great healer,
but it's also a lousy beautician.
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Fat
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The older you get,
the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat
are really good friends.
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Wisdom
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
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Yesterday
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Just when I was getting used to yesterday,
along came today.
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Understand
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Sometimes I think I understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.
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Closet
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Amazing!
You just hang something in your closet for a while,
and it shrinks two sizes.
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Hips
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It is bad to suppress laughter;
it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
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Freedom of the Press
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Freedom of the press
means no-iron clothes.
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Thin
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Inside some of us
is a thin person struggling to get out,
but they can usually be sedated
with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
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