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The number one cause of computer problems
is computer solutions.
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For Every Action
There is an equal equal
and opposite malfunction.
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Programming is an art form
that fights back.
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He who laughs last
probably made a backup.
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If at first you don't succeed,
blame your computer.
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If debugging is the process or removing bugs
then programming must be the process
of putting them in.
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May the bugs of many programs
nest on your hard drive.
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Capt'n!
The spell checker kinna
take this abuse!
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Managing programmers is like
herding cats.
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Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
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486 --
The average IQ needed to
understand a P.C.
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To iterate is human;
to recurse, divine.
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It says: 'Press Any Key'
It means: 'Press any key you like but I'm not moving.'
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing:
1. Don't buy a computer.
2. If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in.
3. If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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It says, 'Cannot read from Drive D:...'
It means, '...However, if you put the CD in right side up...'
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Will the information superhighway
have any rest stops?
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This time it will
surely run.
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SENILE.COM found...
Out of memory...
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A computer's attention span
is as long as its power cord.
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Stack Error --
Lost on a cluttered desk...
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State-of-the-art --
Any computer you can't afford.
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