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God Speaks
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Big Bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
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God Speaks
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My way is the highway.
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God Speaks
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Need Directions?
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God Speaks
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You think it's hot here?
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God Speaks
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Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
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God Speaks
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Do you have any idea
where you're going?
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God Speaks
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Don't make me come down there.
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General
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Some people aren't as anxious to get where they are going
as they are to get away from where they have been.
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General
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Remember, it's not,
'How high are you?'
it's, 'Hi, how are you.'
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Computer Stuff
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Hit any user
to continue.
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General
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Keep honking...
I'm reloading.
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General
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Incontinence Hotline...
Can you hold, please?
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General
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One behaviorist to another after lovemaking;
'Darling, that was wonderful for you.
How was it for me?'
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Some people who jump at conclusions
often lose sight of the hurdle.
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General
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Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level
then beat you with experience.
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General
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All men are idiots
and I married their King.
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Computer Stuff
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The first place to look for information
is in the section of the manual
where you least expect to find it.
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Computer Stuff
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It says: 'Installing program to C:\...'
It means: '...and I'll also be writing a few files
into c:\windows and c:\windows\system where you'll
NEVER find them.'
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General
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Don't insult the Aligator
til after you cross the river.
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