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General
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All objects in the world can be placed
into one of two categories:
-- things that need to be fixed,
-- things that will need to be fixed after you've
had a few minutes to play with them.
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I intend to live forever -
so far, so good.
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Some people are funny.
They spend money they don't have,
to buy things they don't need,
to impress people they don't like.
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People are more violently opposed to fur
than to leather
because it's safer to harass rich women
than motorcycle gangs.
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Experience is something you do not get
until just after you need it.
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Give me ambiguity
or give me something else.
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Computer Stuff
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It said, 'Insert Disk #3',
but only two will fit!
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Computer Stuff
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Maintenance Free --
When it breaks it can't be fixed.
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Computer Stuff
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Windows --
just another pane in the glass.
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General
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Laughing stock --
Cattle with a sense of humor.
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God Speaks
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Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
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God Speaks
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What part of
'Thou Shalt Not...'
didn't you understand?
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God Speaks
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We need to talk.
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God Speaks
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C'mon over
and bring the kids.
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God Speaks
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Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
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God Speaks
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Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
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God Speaks
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That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing...
I meant it.
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God Speaks
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I love you,
and you, and you, and you, and ...
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God Speaks
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Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
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God Speaks
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Follow me.
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