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General
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Democracy --
Four wolves and a lamb
voting on lunch.
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Grow your own Dope -
Plant a politician.
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Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.
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Drink 'til she's cute,
but stop before the wedding.
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I drive way too fast
to worry about cholesterol.
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For every action,
there is an equal and opposite
criticism.
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Experience is what you get when you were expecting
something else.
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Computer Stuff
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It says: 'Please insert disk 11'
It means: 'Because I know darn well there are only 10 disks.'
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Computer Stuff
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This message transmitted on 100%
recyled electrons.
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Computer Stuff
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The world's coming to an end.
Log off and leave in an orderly fashion.
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Computer Stuff
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To err is human...
to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human,
it is downright natural.
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Computer Stuff
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Error: Keyboard not attached.
press F1 to continue.
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Computer Stuff
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It says: 'The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close.'
It means: '...Makes no difference to me,
you're still not getting your work back.'
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Computer Stuff
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ERROR --
What you made the first time you walked into a computer showroom
to 'just look'.
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Computer Stuff
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Who is General Failure
and why is he reading my disk?
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Computer Stuff
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As a computer,
I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Computer Stuff
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...File not found.
Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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Computer Stuff
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It says: 'Fatal Error. Please contact technical support
quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E'.
It means: '...where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes,
only to be told that it's a hardware problem.'
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General
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Some people are like twenty-five cent stamps.
You don't appreciate them until they are gone.
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Some people can stay longer in one hour
than others can in one week.
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