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Some people are like rocking chairs.
a lot of action, but no progress.
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My reality check bounced.
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Some people will grow up and spread cheer,
others just grow up and spread.
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The new neighbor asked the little girl next door
if she had any brothers and sisters.
She replied, 'No, I'm the lonely child.'
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Absolute zero is cool.
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When people run around and around in circles,
we say they are crazy.
When planets do it we say they are orbitting.
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Support bacteria --
they're the only culture some people have.
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The only cure for insomnia
is to get more sleep.
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Some people are in debt because they spend
what their friends think they make.
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Circular Definition --
See Definition, Circular.
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A graduate with a Science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
A graduate with a Engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
A graduate with a Accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
A graduate with a Law degree asks,
'Who gave it permission to work?'
A graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks,
'Would you like fries with that?'
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Computer Stuff
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Best file compression around --
'DEL *.*'
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I hit the CTRL key
but I'm still not in control!
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A complex system that does not work is
invariably found to have evolved from
a simpler system that worked just fine.
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Computer Science --
solving today's problems tomorrow.
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Daddy, what does
FORMATTING DRIVE C
mean?
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A little girl was diligently pounding away
on her father's word processor.
She told him she was writing a story.
'What's it about?' he asked.
'I don't know,' she replied.
'I can't read'.
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Shin --
Device for finding
furniture in the dark.
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Which is the
non-smoking lifeboat?
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