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Advice is Free:
The right answer will cost plenty.
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Few women admit their age;
Fewer men act it.
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The best thing about
being schizophrenic
is that I'm never alone.
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Originality is the art
of concealing your sources.
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A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.
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Beauty is in the eye
of the beer holder.
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The early bird gets the worm
but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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We are born naked, wet and hungry
then things got worse.
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The buck doesn't even
slow down here.
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Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent.
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When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.
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Today is the last day of your life,
so far...
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Experience is knowledge aquired
when it's too late.
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He who laughs last
thinks slowest.
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Oh, no!
Not ANOTHER
learning experience.
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Some people can't tell a lie,
others can't tell the truth,
and others can't tell the difference.
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On the keyboard of life,
always keep one finger on the excape key.
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You can listen to thunder after lightning
and tell how close you came to getting hit.
If you don't hear it, you got hit,
so never mind.
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Some people are easily entertained.
All you have to do
is sit down and listen to them.
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Two can live as cheaply as one,
for half as long.
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Some people spend half their lives
telling what they are going to do
and the other half explaining
why they didn't do it.
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Logic --
The art of being wrong
with confidence...
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Lottery --
A tax on people who are
bad at math.
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